On borrowed time…er…laptop

Been a week since Mr. Lappy has been sent off to the doctor. I hope hes doing ok, its the first time since we met that weve been apart. Its totally sad and I worry that he is lonely. Off somewhere in a cold dark place. I hope the other laptops are being nice to him. I mean, he really hasnt socialized much. Once at that network party we had…but…did he make any friends? I really dont know. Its like sending your kid off to summer camp. Cept, hes not really my kid and its closer to open heart surgery than summer camp.

And…now…my washing machine is making scary noises. Machines and me, we just aint getting along at the moment. Terrible.

Anyway. Im on a borrowed laptop for a little bit, not long though. I really should return it. Its very interesting writing on a Japanese keyboard. Lesse if I can do something trivial and childish.

はじめまして。私はかあたあです。えいごのきょうしです。さんじゅいちさいです。どうぞよろしく。

Ha, that was pathetic. Ive been here for almost a year and I can barely introduce myself. I should really work more on my Japanese. Damn, i lied in there about my age too. It really should have said…

にじゅにさいです。

Much better, im sure you all believe me now.

So, the whole reason that I decided to make this post was to show another funny youtube video a came across. Good chance youve seen it since its a little older, but I know a bunch of you are Eddy Izzard fans, so even if you have, you may get a kick out of it. The video part is work safe, but some of the language is not.

Thats right, there is swearing and several F-bombs in the dialogue.

I have warned you! Ma, cover you ears when he starts to swear, ok? Youre not old enough to be hearing that kind of language.

Not sure if that is gonna work. I dont have live writer on this laptop, and actually updating through the website is a pain in the behind.

Horray, it worked. Anyway, im gonna go …do…something. Maybe study some Japanese or something. That would be good for me…

Ill talk to you all again soon.

PS - Pictures of me dont exist!